The Written Word

What is writing, anyhow? It's a form of keeping records, of where you've been, what you dream of, your fears, the people who think you are stalking them because you knew of allegedly secret information (actually on public display on their page), and lots of other things as well. For me, it's an outlet. I don't have the desire or energy to break things, beat people, or even stalk them. All of the below pieces are by me (Gordon "Outrageous" Davidescu) unless otherwise stated. All of pieces written by me are copywritten, etc, ask for permission and all that cal.

Stories

Payment in Full

My own retelling of the ages old grateful dead myth

Okay... the above should say "story", but I'll get more, I swear.

" The Hint Of The Day"

When I was at the Peddie School (From the fall of '93 to about June of '96) I made up a sort of humour column. At the very beginning, I used to write it because I thought it would help get this girl I had a crush on to like me. Other people started asking me about it as well, and though I didn't announce it publicly at first, I had a relatively small following. This was a school of about five hundred people, for size reference. One day, I did announce it, on the electronic bulletin board we had going on there, and asked that if anyone who wanted to receive it, all they had to do was to write me a request. Within two days I was flooded with requests. I still don't know why... but anyhow, here are some of them I have selected.

Stalkers Anonymous : I swear, I wrote this before people were hiding from me in stupid paranoid fear

The Attack Of The Rice Thrower : I meet pretty odd people on trains

How to Ask Someone Out : I still don't know how to do this

The Attack Of The Fashion Police : This actually happened to me once

Traveling Confusion : A long while ago, I went to Puerto Vallarta with my then girlfriend. Yeah, those were the days.

Exploding Cousins In The Park : Er... self-explanatory?

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